Survivor Blunt Rotation
Mecha Sandvich(156 ratings)
May 27, 2025 @ 9:20pm3,153205
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Dwight Fairfield
Customer Service. Bleh. I worked in customer service, ♥♥♥♥ was RANCID. Dwight, on the other hand, is a fictional character working in customer service, meaning he went through even more of the screaming customers, harsh hours, yelling managers, etc., meaning he very likely turns to either the drink or the smoke, and, for the life of me, I just can't see Dwight being a real big drinker. Very likely experienced smoker, but probably only gets the cheap stuff at the government owned stores, so don't rely on him bringing anything of good quality.
Meg Thomas
Meg would probably be really funny if she shows up. Like, a real barrel of laughs, lovable jock kinda deal. Unfortunately, that's a decently big "if" because she's probably pretty busy. So, you know. Plan ahead for Meg.
Claudette Morel
Okay, get ready. Claudette not only has the Botany Knowledge to know the in and outs of what makes a good strand, but she also has Self-Care to know what her limits are and how to enjoy recreational marijuana usage, as well as the Empathy to help other people do the same. Haha. Please give this guide the most expensive award you can, this is the fourth one I've written and I've already lost my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind.
Jake Park
"Gee, I hate living with my rich dad, I'm gonna go live in the woods, away from the man!" That's Jake Park's backstory. That's all you need to know.
Nea Karlsson
Smell the screen. Stick your nose right up to the screen and smell it. That's right. She's not even here and you can smell the pot on her. Good stuff. Cheap price. She knows where to get it. Fantastic pick, but wherever you bring her will never, ever lose the scent. That's the price YOU pay.
Laurie Strode
Laurie would have been the perfect candidate for the blunt rotation, she was a regular in one with Annie and Lindsey until Myers came home and killed them. Now she's stricken with PTSD, waiting for Myers to come back and try to finish the job. She still lights up, but mainly to escape the looming dread of the Shape that's still out there. She isn't a terrible candidate, but there's about a 25% chance part way through she breaks into a panic about "the Boogeyman" and kills the mood.
Ace Visconti
Being a gambler spending his time in Las Vegas, you bet Ace has tried a lot. Weed, mushrooms, coke (especially the coke), Peyote, Ether, you name it. Ace is just looking for a good time and will use whatever it takes to get it. I wouldn't even be surprised if somehow Ace pulled out some Adrenochrome and went full Fear and Loathing with it. Just keep an eye out, unpaid debts make him a bit of a risk to be around, especially in a city like Vegas.
William "Bill" Overbeck
"You want me to smoke some of that hippy ♥♥♥♥? Nah, son, tabacco or bust."
Feng Min
Alright, so, Feng is a mixed bag. Old Feng Min? Absolutely showing up, ripping fat ones, blazing the place up like crazy. New Feng Min? She's showing up with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Twitch sponsored, dollar-store grade pot and her neon pink bong and turning the thing into a sugar high, and not just a, you know, regular high. So, you know, choose your Feng Min wisely.
David King
I'm sorry. You can't convince me David ♥♥♥♥♥♥' King smokes pot. Would he snort a line off your ass? If you're a dude, yeah (sorry ladies, but, canonically, David King ♥♥♥♥♥ MEN) . But pot's not David's style. So, with heavy hearts, and my hat in my hand, I have to apologize, and say no to David ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ King.
Quentin Smith
Quentin's coming in with the "fake perscription Adderall" and killing the whole vibe within the first 45 seconds. Don't bring Quentin.
Detective David Tapp
Despite being an ex-cop, Tapp is a big smoker, and fully supports it's legalization, and has been active to achieve it. He's almost as passionate about it as he is Barbecue, but not nearly as enthusiastic as he is on stopping the Jigsaw killer. Whenever he lights up, Tapp explains who he thinks Jigsaw is, how he's going to stop him, all the grizzly killings they've done, and goes on and on until everyone else just leaves. He doesn't mean to kill the mood, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does he.
Kate Denson
I'm gonna preface the Kate entry with knowledge that I came across. As many people know, she's based off Taylor Swift, so I decided to do some research on if Taylor smokes weed irl, you know, for accuracy. I found a subreddit called r/stonedswifties in my search, who say she does smoke weed. I don't think this is a reputable source, and I'm too lazy and Mecha and I are in way to deep in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide, so I'm gonna bypass the Taylor Swift weed joke angle completely. Thanks for understanding and sorry for any missed Taylor Swift weed jokes. Country girls do what country girls do. Yeehaw.
Adam Francis
You call up Adam Francis, send him an invite. He goes on a story, about not only responsibility, but the joys of recreational drug usage. How it opens the mind and all that, complete with analogies, personal experiences of his, as well as warnings. All very solid stuff, fascinating to listen to, but also educational, as one would expect from a teacher of his caliber. Then he says no.
Jeff Johanson
I'm Canadian. I wanna say 50% of my local 25-35 year old demographic fits this exact vibe that Jeff's showing right now. Jeff looks like them, Jeff dresses like them, Jeff has the same hobbies as them, Jeff has the same jobs as them and if Jeff smells like them, then brother, Jeff is smoking ♥♥♥♥ straight from the local Dollarama (note: Dollarama doesn't sell weed, don't go into Dollarama looking for the weed and then telling them I sent you) Same deal here as with Dwight: you can invite him, but bring your own supply, since he is NOT picky.
Jane Romero
Imagine smoking a blunt with Ellen DeGeneres.
Ashley J. Williams
Don't join Ash's blunt rotation. Worst mistake of my life.
Nancy Wheeler
Nancy is too scared of weed to bother, she's ok with underage drinking and tobacco, but totally buys into the "Just Say No" mentality her parents, teachers, and Mr. T instilled on her.
Steve Harrington
Steve is a big time weed smoker, I mean look at him, not to mention he's a young man from the 80s, which makes the odds of him not being a weed smoker extremely slim. And he even admitted it when effected with truth serum. Steve is a true stoner icon.
Jonathan Byers
Same as Steve but multiplied, I mean just look at him. If Steve was Snoop Dogg, Jonathan would be Willie Nelson.
Yui Kimura
Badass biker girl. Hell yeah. You know she's down to clown. Probably has the tolerance of a brick wall, though, so she's gonna take a while to get going; give her a headstart if you must. Another downside is, no two ways about it, she will absolutely take your girl if she wants to, so, advise caution with that. Overall, high risk, high reward, a gambler's pick but more then pays out.
Zarina Kassir
Read 10:30 AM
Cheryl Mason
James Sunderland
No.... just no.
Maria
Maria will be whatever the kind of weed smoker you want. Whatever you want...
Felix Richter
I don't think this bourgoise bastard knows what a blunt is. I don't think he knows what GRASS is. He's probably never left his penthouse apartment except the time he did in lore to go the island his dad owned. (this is a LORE ACCURATE guide, thank you, everything I say and will say in this guide is canon) If this guy's doing anything, it's ketamine.
Elodie Rakoto
She's an alright guest, but if you host, she's gonna make you go out to her back porch so the smell doesn't stick. Or the gazebo. Or the gardens. Or whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing she has in her backyard. I do not get rich people.
Yun-Jin Lee
Despite the fact that one of her managed groups, NO SPIN, was notorious for filling rooms with smoke and coughing up a storm, Yun-Jin takes no part in that. No sir. This is a girl boss. She doesn't smoke weed, or anything so, low-class and vulgar, shame on you for even thinking that she would stoop to such a level of impropriety. No. She does cocaine.
Jill Valentine
Poor Jill. She's been through a lot of ♥♥♥♥ over the years. A LOT of ♥♥♥♥. Honestly, just inviting her to something like this might be good for her; spend time with company and do something fun. Laugh, have a good time. Though, seeing how.... some people get when they see her..... I think it's less on her and more on you. You know who you are.
Claire Redfield
Claire being a biker who was raised by her brother after the loss of her parents is totally smoking it regularly. And how else would she know how to mix those herbs so easily in RE2 when she likely has no first aid training like the rest of the RE protagonists who are all cops or agents?
Leon Scott Kennedy
I started this guide with the excuse of making a million green herb weed jokes. I can't think of a single one right now. Still, Leon? Absolute S tier smoking partner, like, dude's got it all. Lame jokes? Interesting stories? THAT GOOD ♥♥♥♥? Check, check, check. Leon Smoke Kennedy, ladies and gentlemen. Accept no substitutes.
Chris Redfield
Chris is the type of tough guy bad ass you see on TV, smoking a stogie after killing a horde of monsters, typical tough guy stuff. But Chris would much rather be taking hits from his bong while sitting on his couch at home than doing that. Be warned, when under the effects he can be very pushy on telling people what he wants. Just ask Leon.
Mikaela Reid
Mikaela is not just a stoner, she is a "herbal witch", she takes the meaning of medical marijuana to a whole new meaning, as she swears that the "herbal magic" she learnt online will cure any illness and all that jazz. She also is a "good witch" and only uses her "magic" for good, which is LAME. Despite this her "good herbal witch magic" will do more harm than good anyway. If someone in your blunt rotation has a chronic illness such as cancer, DO NOT let her near, as she swears they won't need any chemotherapy and that she can fix it, leading to them dying a slow painful death as the cancer gets worse and worse.
Jonah Vasquez
Everybody gangsta 'til Jonah pulls out the podcasting equipment.
Yoichi Asakawa
nah dude i don't smoke that ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ i got that thing on lock you know what i mean. your strand is ♥♥♥♥ man, it's garbage. look what i got. naw, i ain't telling you where i got it man, that's my secret. anyway lets blaze this ♥♥♥♥ up, where the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the fat asses at? huh? damn the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all left? no way dude. anyway, i brought over my blu-rays, wanna watch rick and mort-
Haddie Kaur
Haddie's a Canadian. She's also a medium. She's also severely traumatized. Like, that's 3 big flags for yes. Imagine the type of ♥♥♥♥ you could get up to with her. Ghost hunting and ♥♥♥♥. Out of body experiences. She'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come in with that honest to ♥♥♥♥ supernatural strand. Like, I dunno, can't go wrong with Baddie. Haddie. Whatever.
Ada Wong
This ♥♥♥♥♥ ain't showing up.
Rebecca Chambers
My beautiful darling wife. Resident Evil 0 starts her off with an herb mixing kit. No herbs or anything, just the mixing kit, and I'm positive a tactical unit like S.T.A.R.S isn't sending in their medic with just a mixing kit for the fun of it. Oh no, she was 100% going to finish the mission, go home, make herself some ramen, turn on Scooby-Doo re-runs and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stoned. With me. Strong contender here.
Vittorio Tuscano
Medieval Europe may have been way behind in technology but those guys got 1 thing right. They knew to use weed as a medical herb, and it was commonly used as one in the 1300s, right around Vittorio's time. Researchers have also found that bones from the 1600s in Italy (where Vittorio is from) have traces of THC and CBD. Vittorio is a true stoner innovator.
Thalita Lyra
Thalita's kind of a no-brainer. Like, if I were to think of a party, I'd think of Thalita, with how caring and adventurous she is and ♥♥♥♥ like that. Not a bad pick, especially if it's your first time.
Renato Lyra
You know, I don't Renato would be able to be comfortable without his sister with him, when it comes to things like this. So, invite them both if you want to invite Renato. Like a package deal. Still, Renato, popular choice if you can get him, hoes remain unscared with a 99% chance.
Gabriel Soma
You know, I wanna say that Gabriel would fit right in, be a solid pick, yada yada, but here's the thing. This guy's been in space his whole life doing engineer ♥♥♥♥. He's a clone, or something, so, there's a chance he can't even get high, and even if he could, he'd trip ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls, like, really freak the ♥♥♥♥ out. Zero tolerance, don't invite.
Nicolas Cage
I googled "Does Nic Cage smoke weed" and it said no. So, no.
Ellen Ripley
Ripley is a known smoker, having been seen smoking cigarettes while rather pissed off following her 57 year stasis after defeating the Xenomorph who killed the rest of the crew on the Nostromo. Was she pissed at the Xenomorph for killing her friends? Weyland Yutani Corporation for sending them on the mission that lead to the Xenomorph encounter and hiding a synth in the crew? No. She was pissed that after 57 years in cryosleep, all she has are lousy tobacco cigarettes and not high quality kush. Ripley is a perfect contender for any blunt rotation.
Alan Wake
Alan, being a writer, sometimes needs a little help to get the creative juices going, so you bet he's a big time stoner. Since his career started with the short story Errand Boy, Alan's been lighting up and sitting down at his typewriter to churn out the best stories the brain can come up with. But with success comes new experiences, and what's better for creativity than weed? Cocaine of course! Just ask Stephen King, though he won't remember. Alan even got so ♥♥♥♥♥ up one time he got arrested for public intoxication and battery in West Hollywood. Alan eventually got cleaned up and claims to be "sober" but it's an open secret he's California sober. A perfect candidate for the blunt rotation.
Sable Ward
"Yummy" says Sable Ward, reaching for a brownie off the coffee table. "Yum yum yum" she continues, as she grabs a second. A third. A fourth. Each punctuated by a differentiation of the word "yum". She gets to her 6th. "Yummerinos" she says. Then she overdoses. Why the ♥♥♥♥ would she eat that many? You rush her to the hospital. Fortunately, she lives, despite eating twice the "lethal" dose of marijuana. That was her last time ever being near the weed.
Asteri and Baermar
The troupe, as they are collectively called. Bards, the both of them. Do you know what bards are known for? While the other adventurers are off smoking feasts and slaying beasts, these two are off smoking kush and slaying bush. Hell yeah, you want a party? Then you need a bard.....Unless you're like me and subscribe to the theory that these two dorks are just LARPers. Then don't invite them. They'll scare the hoes more then Taurie will.
Lara Croft
Look at this image and tell me she doesn't blaze it. Do it, I dare you.
Trevor Belmont
Given it's medicinal properties, and vampires aversion to other plants such as Garlic and Wolfsbane, Trevor was an early user of Marijuana, carrying it around alongside Garlic and Wolfsbane to protect himself from the forces of evil Dracula led. And while Weed isn't actually dangerous to vampires, if you gave Dracula a blunt he'd probably just chill out and have a good time instead of trying to drain you off your blood.
Alucard
The rebellious son of a rich and powerful man, with some real daddy issues. I mean come on. You know Alucard is going to be blazing it for his entire immortal life.
Taurie Cain
Bringing Taurie over to any sort of gathering of some sorts, being a blunt rotation or whatever, is a mixed bag. On one hand, you're likely to wake up the next morning, strapped to a gurney, with her standing over you with some sort of weapon; a blade, perhaps, prepared to sacrifice you to the Entity. On the other hand.... she'd probably not get along well with anybody else you invite, and will absolutely scare the hoes. Also she's Scottish, so, weigh the pros against the cons with her.
Orela Rose
Orela was there when Sable ate all the brownies. She was the one in the ambulance. This didn't convince her off the stuff, though, and she's a medium-weight smoker; by no means an addict, but she does more then just dabble. Enjoyable company and good to have around in case of incidents.
Geralt of Rivia
If you know the Witcher lore, you know the Witcher's use various substances to enhance themselves, so of course Geralt is smoking that good stuff, and tons of stuff you never even heard of. He gets a bad case of the stoner eyes, except they're like, blacked out and sort of monstrous, with veins coming through his face, but outside of that he's not too bad to toke with.
Rick Grimes
Rick Grimes may have been a cop before the Zombie Apocalypse, but living through that ♥♥♥♥ changes a man. Rick first got hooked back on Hershel's farm, and has been rolling blunts ever since. If it weren't for that sticky green who knows where Rick would be otherwise, he certainly wouldn't have reached full Ricky Dicky Do Da mode that's for sure.
Michonne Grimes
Unlike her husband, Michonne was never a cop pre outbreak, and instead was into modern art and literature, and as such has been weed positive for a long time. She's a great contender for any smoke circle, as long as you make sure she leaves her Walkers home, who just may happen to be her ex husband and his friend who got into too much of that other stuff.
Daryl Dixon
Daryl was an outlaw biker pre outbreak, you bet your ass he knows his way around grass, alongside a plethora of other psychadelics. He even has done some of that real Walter White ♥♥♥♥, but since the Outbreak he's been focused on grass and grass alone. No time to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up on crystal when you got Walker's trying to eat you and crazy people like the Governor and Negan out there. And that's for the best, Daryl is a great smoke circle contender now, but if he still touched that heavier stuff, you'd be in for a bad time.Edit: Daryl freaking blazes it IN THE GAME LOBBY!!!! 10/10 BEST CHAPTER, BEST SURVIVOR!
Vee Boonyasak
Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look at Vee right now. Most Axe Kick concert goers don't even notice that there's no fog machine, and why's that, you may well ask? That's all because Vee Boof-A-Sack over here 100% keeps it pure grass, pure gas, everywhere she goes.
Richter Belmont
Richter is much like Trevor in the sense that due to his profession he has an innate herbal knowledge, but unlike Trevor, Richter will 100% be the type of guy you'd smoke weed with, fill your bellies with Diet Soda, and play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.
Eleven
I'm sorry but I don't really see Eleven being much of a smoke circle contender, she's just been through so much crazy ♥♥♥♥ to the point that I don't even think it would really help her chill out. And to be honest the prospect of a reaction possibly going wrong and her using her psychic powers to kick my ass scares the crap out of me. She'd be a real OG Munchies smoke circle member though with the Egos. Yeah Ego waffles are pretty junk, but when your zoinked out your mind it's the type of junk I NEED.
Dustin Henderson
Just look at this dude and tell me he wouldn't be prime smoke circle material. His whole vibe fits perfectly too. Now I don't know if he actually smokes or not, I'm still wrapping my head around the whole "the main kids from the first season are old enough to be DBD survivors now" let alone smoke circle candidates, and I admit I haven't caught up on the show, but from what I know, he totally fits in. I also think last season definitely implies he is indeed lighting up, but just didn't outright say it for pretty obvious reasons.
Robin Buckley
She is never shown smoking in the show but I can just TELL. Like, all the signs are there but there's no proof, I can't find any, but I just KNOW. She'd probably be a good smoke circle candidate, especially if she can help supply the Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream after the Munchies kick in.
Eddie Munson
Dude, just look at him. He's that guy. The guy that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ripped a massive boof ass joint in the middle of For Whom the Bell Tolls at the Metallica concert that got you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high as ♥♥♥♥ too from second hand smoke alone. He legit might be THE smoke circle contender to pick, dude's a big D&D player too, I mean come on! He was literally born for this. He's literally the dealer too dude. He's the guy you get the GOOD ♥♥♥♥ from.
Kwon Tae-Young
Inviting Kwon Tae-Young to the smoke circle is all fun and games until he tries to show you his AI girlfriend and how "great" she is. You thought you were getting a K-Pop Idol, but all you got was an AI Bro.
Thanks for reading.
Did we miss some? Yes.
Are we going to add them? Maybe.
Thanks to Mecha Sandvich for helping me write this.
I'm not sorry.
Are we going to add them? Maybe.
Thanks to Mecha Sandvich for helping me write this.
I'm not sorry.