Become a Pirate Yakuza

Take your 60 y/o grandpa to the beach and have him beat up all the youngsters. Once you steal their boat, let the sundown episodes hit him in full and watch him freely elope across the seven-seas. Once Peepaw remembers he has a thirst for blood, head to Madlantis for the next step.

When you finally catch up to grandad and try to take him back to the nursing home, he'll get distracted by the lights and colors of his youth.

Make sure he can use his phone and let him get acquainted with the camera (he likes to scrapbook).

He's gonna want some music for his boombox (350 pts). Buy this track from the batting game in Madlantis-


-and make the old man's playlist exactly like this (shown below, he's very particular)

You've done it, you are now the Pirate Yakuza. Let your senile grandpa run loose on his first adventure without a handler. He's allowed to have one elderly rampage, as a treat <3