So Easy Caveman Do It
dafoose(139 ratings)
Jul 20, 2024 @ 7:54pm5,23061
ClassesGameplay BasicsStory or LoreEnglish
PLAN
Hit thing with club.Roll away. No block. Just swing.
Get rune.Max Muscle and HP. Some Stamina.
Beware maiden.
Be Elden Lord.
WEAPON
Find club.Attack. Swing hard.
Just use small club. Big club too much.
What you trying to prove, little man?
CLOTHING
Optional.Want find nice fur.
MAGIC
For losers.Caveman only need club.
DREAM
Make wish.Sometime, wish come true.
Find nice rock.
GRACE
Touch Grace.Make soap.
Cook squirrel.
Nap.
TALKING
Talk to strangers.Draw name in dirt.
Eat Erdleaf paste.
Avoid maiden.
MAIDENS
So much Maiden.Me resist.
Smash. With club.
MISTAKE
Sometime, life ash. Sometime, me make big oopsie.
Keep move.
COFFIN
Sometime, life coffin.
Get in coffin.
Find bug snack.
GOD
Sometime, God no like you.
Kill God not easy. Unless you caveman.
ELDEN LORD
Me Elden Lord now.So easy caveman do it.
Make chair from tree.