Killer Blunt Rotation
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Jul 22, 2025 @ 5:09pm3,095191
CharactersClassesCo-opGame ModesMultiplayerStory or LoreEnglish
The Trapper
The Naughty Bear
He kills them. He kills the other bears. That's the plot of the games. Just invite Naughty Bear over and he won't try to kill you. You know, probably.
This image is way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big. Oh well.
The Hillbilly
The Nurse
1. Invite her to the sesh.
2. Steal Spencer's Last Breath (i have no idea how you'd do this; figure it out)
3. Smoke a near lethal amount and hold in your lungs.
4. Throw something at the Nurse
5. She kills you and takes your breath to replace Spencer's.
6. This nerfs the Nurse because she's high all match.
This is a fool-proof plan, so if you don't mind dying and want to see the nurse get nerfed, well, there you go.
The Huntress
The Shape
The Hag
The Doctor
The Look-See
The Cannibal
The Nightmare
The Pig
But after the Beartrap game? Forget it, unless you want to end up locked in a death trap game that is not only excruciating but also completely rigged.
Hoffman on the other hand, also known as the real BLUNTINATOR, well, he'd be down to blaze it any day. If you ever get the chance to smoke with the Hoff, you could say you got some EPIC GOOD LUCK. But with Amanda? That's some EPIC BAD LUCK.
The Clown
On paper, inviting a Clown to the smoke circle sounds like a good idea, who wouldn't want some entertainment while getting stoned? But that's where the problem comes in.
The Clown's idea of "Entertainment" might not be what you have in mind. But it might take some time to realize it.
Of course, he immediately whips out his VHS Pornos, with no warning, as the TV shows the dirtiest nastiest junk you've seen put to film. Off to a bad start, but not too crazy, but oh it only gets worse.
Next he starts eating and drinking, and with no manners at all, he's getting that ♥♥♥♥ all over the place, being a general nuisance. Still though, nothing too crazy, just a standard bum.
But oh boy is it just getting started. Next he pulls out his cigar box, of course you expect some good Kush, only to find it's full of severed body parts, mainly fingers.
And then he starts licking them
At this point you want him gone but it's already too late. And it only gets worse from there, to a point where I'm just not even going to bother saying it.
NEVER invite the Clown to your Smoke Circle.
The Spirit
The Legion
The H.U.N.K
The Plague
The Demogorgon
The Oni
The Deathslinger
The Blight
The William Birkin
The Twins
Charlotte can come too, I guess, sure.
The Trickster
The Nemesis
The Artist
The Onryo
The Dredge
The Mastermind
"Seven Minutes. Seven Minutes is all I can spare to toke with you"
Before long though some of your guests start feeling ill, and your coughing up a storm, far more than usual for only a few tokes. You start to feel horrible, and are losing your vision, you look up at Wesker, who's laughing in your face.
"THE UROBOROS HAS ENTERED YOUR BLOOD STREAM ENSURING COMPLETE SYSTEMIC INTOXICATION"
You slowly fade into a worse state, as Wesker leaves, you and your friends only have a few days left to live as you stand no chance at surviving the Uroboros strain.
Don't invite Wesker to the smoke circle.
The Knight
The Skull Merchant
The Singularity
The Good Guy
The Good Gal
The Unknown
The Lich
Unfortunately, Vecna is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and wouldn't let you use his magic to do any of those things.
The Dark Lord
The Houndmaster
The Other Ghoul
The Animatronic
The Glitchtrap
The Krasue
The First
The Vecna
Thanks for reading
We missed some legendaries but you try to come up with an explanation on the logistics of having the Jabberwock or Xenomorph Queen in the smoke circle. We will update this with any full on killer and even any Legendary that we can come up with stuff for.
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